I love taking the flowers to the nursing homes. Each morning, I go to the store and usually pick up about four dozen bouquets. Today was the 10th day – total number of bouquets delivered thus far is 456!

Today:
Would you like some flowers?

Oh, I don’t have any money to buy flowers.

They are free. Everybody gets a bouquet!

You are giving me flowers? Do men get flowers too? That’s great because my wife is coming to visit me in ten minutes and I can surprise her with the tulips which are her favorite kind of flowers!